Termite TV - Life Stories

Hey. My last seven years has been I got married to a girl who was born February 2nd, 1943 named Jane. And I've already been married to a girl named Jane who's born in 1943 and I married another one. And it's same thing, it's miserable. But I go to Midway Bob's Grocery Store and I get treated so bad that it makes it look good. So I like being married cause this pace treats me so bad that I like it. And I'm a bailbondsman, I get people outta jail. And I think that people are good people and we got a lotta, glad I'm not gonna say it, but we got a lotta problems with our judicial system. We got a lotta good people a O.U. University that gets arrested for no reason. They get beat up, they shouldn't be beat up. And we got some problems about that. And I'm 57 years old, I already been through it. I made a lot of money. is at around and wonder where we're going lie, we got problems in drugs. Alcohol is not a problem, it's drugs. 'Cause people that drink and use drugs get cray, they hurt people. But not just alcohol. And out society's gotta realize that. I didn't even know what pot was when I grew up, but since I been in this business for 17 years I'm startin' to learn. My brother is even on it. He can't work, he can't do nothin' but when he does work he does a good job. That, alcohol and drugs don't mix so that's somethin' we need to tell people. And, what else we need to know? Am I outta business? What am I doin' here? Three more minutes? Okay. What could I say? The judges.. and the lawyers... I deal with them everyday and I think that the lawyers are out to make money. They don't care how they do it, they sell clients down the river. They tell 'em to go out, and if they don't have the money go steal from their parents or their... whatever. We need money to represent you and they say go out and get us somethin'. That's kind of a pet peeve with me. Bailbondsmen get our money up front. WE always make 'em sign, so we got somebody' watchin' over 'em but lawyers... In fact they were just surveyed and lawyers were on the bottom of the list at bein' popular. They're right above preachers. Whoops, shouldn't a said that. But, I'm gonna have to put Midway Bob in here. Midway Bob's been a good guy, he's been here since years and years. And this is a good store that everybody expects to pay higher prices and get treated really bad. And everybody likes it 'cause that's what we come in here for. And.. That's it! I gotta go.