Termite TV - Life Stories

Alright, well, I was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma. July 1st, 1982. And I lived there until I was 7. And then my mom got remarried to my stepdad. So we moved to tulsa, no we moved from tulsa to norman. And... Man, I remember when I moved and I didn't know like where norman was or anything. So I remember driving up there and all I had was my, it was a little bear house. So I played with my bear house on the way up there and i was playing with it on the windshield, like I was making them dance on the windshield and one of them like flew out the window and I watched it get smashed and, man, that was rough. took a while to get over that one. and... So i've been living in Norman since I was 7. And I went to McKinley Elementary. And I liked McKinley a lot. I thought it was pretty cool. And I always wanted to be really cool and I thought I was. So I remember when my best friend, she broke her arm, and I thought man alright that's the cool thing to do, I'm gonna break a bone. And so I decided I was gonna jump off the tree and so I jumped off the tree and I didn't break anything so I just started crying because I was really upset 'cause i didn't break a bone. So I just pretended like I broke a bone and I had my mom take me to the hospital. And the doctor said there was nothing wrong with me but I was convinced that there was so I just wore a cast for two weeks. and I was pretty convinced I was cool after that. and then I went to whittier for middle school. and i didn't like whittier, I didn't like it very much at all. and thought a lot of the girls were really rude and I just hated rude people. So what did I do? Oh, I picked out this one girl I just couldn't stand and I got shaving cream and when she was walking down the hall I put shaving cream all in her backpack. I was kind of vengeful. And so, now, then I went to Norman High, no no. I went to West and that was like the 9th and 10th grade school. And 9th grade was like the best year, I just thought it was really cool. So I made a lot of friends and... See, then I went to Norman High and I didn't like Norman High very well so I transferred to Norman North and that's where i go now, I'm a senior. and... I like living in Norman, I think it's great. I think it's pretty cool that I'll be graduating in the year 2000. Think that's kind of neat. I'll be going to O.U., I'm kind of looking forward to that but then I'm gonna be living in the dorms which kind of sucks 'cause... I heard this one girl she got really sick, like some kind of infection or something in her ear and it was from mold growing on the dorm walls. SO, I'll be like attacking that with some antibacterial stuff 'cause that won't be very good... And, well, my favorite movie is gone with the wind. I don't know why. So I decided I was gonna read the book and I liked it so i read it three more times, all in a row. And, I've been working here at Midway for like a year and a half now. Actually I don't really work that much, I just work one day a week so it's kind of a joke. I like it. You meet some weird people, meet some really cool people though. And, weird people that say things like pecan pie... Yeah, I'm talking to you. Yeah, you meet some really strange people... There's this one guy that comes in here, no he doesn't come in here anymore but like when I first started working here. He comes in and he has this little horn and he'll go around and he'll walk around and he'll be going honka honka like that all the time. And he wears ll these hats... You okay? Okay. He wars all these hats and he makes phone calls, he's a genius, actually. And he memorizes like, he memorized phone numbers in the phone book he just picks them out randomly and calls people a lot and goes honka honka.